He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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