You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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