Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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