I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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