I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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