the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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