You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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