can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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