Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
