If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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