I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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