Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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