I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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