do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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