That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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