i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Come back. Shots need mouths.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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