I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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