I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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