New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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