I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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