just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Oh Jesus.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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