yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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