you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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