Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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