if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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