I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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