Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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