just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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