I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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