I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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