Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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