i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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