that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
