Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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