i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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