I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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