it wasn't lemon gatorade
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
