I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't deserve a penis
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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