Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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