this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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