I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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