It's Friday. Sex?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Randomize
