Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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