O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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