You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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