just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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