You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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