Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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