so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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