It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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