yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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