she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
...so i touched it.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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