I bet he comes in French.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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